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Who was supposed to be
watching Arnold?
Is this the voice
of a distressed Colebrook Kiwanian (click
here)?
Greased myself all up... escaped from Arabs !!! Came thru Russia underground... Swam the Bearing Straits ... $$ all gone ... Looking for work in Alaska !

Not sure this is what they meant when they said they needed a pig........ Don't know how long I can last !!

Hitchin' a ride.... hitchin' a ride...... from where ... to where .... no one knows......

I got out alive...........It is waaaay too hot there for me....California is one BIG BBQ as far as I'm concerned.
Arnold gave me a fire suit and escort out of town.
I've never met a girl like Maria!

Guess who I found in Kansas ???? My friend the Bush Pilot..... It seems the wild fires in Alaska were too hot for him.... Hitchin' a ride .... hitchin' a ride.... Now if only I could click my heels 3 times... there's no place like home, there's no place like home... there's no place like home....

Que pasa...mi amigo?....after plane crashed was not feeling quite right. Somebody named Juan El Bandito said he would help me. Said he wanted all my dinero. Told him I didn't feel like dining. He and his friends talk funny....are they from Maine?

I'm in Mississippi...........strange people, strange place.........

Hey ! Someone said I could make a lot of money in Atlantic City on my way north.... thought I could get enough money to get home and maybe bring a little extra for the gang. They said I needed chips and then someone said Crap... so I did... I didn't see any problem with that but they didn't seem to like it... no sense of humor, these K-sino folks....


Down by the river........Down by the banks of the River Charles.....
That's where you'll find me
Along with lovers, muggers, and thieves.
Well I love that dirty water.....Oh, Boston, you're my home!
Arnold
P.S. Hey Joe.....ran into some of those lovers, muggers and thieves. They say they know you!
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